P.H.O.E.B.E S.O.N.G.S
Smelly cat
Smelly cat,
smelly cat,what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat,Smelly cat,it's
not your fault.
They won't take you to the
vet.
You're obviously not their
favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of
roses,
And you're no friend to
those with noses.
Smelly cat,smelly cat,what
are they feeding you?
Smelly cat,Smelly cat,it's
not your fault.
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Two of them kissed last night
There was
a girl,we'll call her Betty,
And a guy, let's call him Neil.
Now I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real.
Now our
Neil must decide,
who will be
the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he
loves truly? or will it be the one who we'll call L-Lulie?
He must decide, He must decide, even though I made him up he must
decide
Holiday song
Went to
the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my
friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to
write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
But don't
There'll be times when you get older,
And you'll want to sleep with people,
Just to make them like you
BUT DON'T
Because that's another thing that you don't wanna do...
The Barnyard Animal Song
Oh the cow
in the meadow goes moo.
Oh the cow in the meadow
goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on
the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get
hamburgers.
The Bisexual Song
Sometimes
men love women.
And sometimes men love men.
Then there are bisexuals,though
some just say they're kidding themselves.
What Happened To Grandma?
Now
grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a
bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been
coming to dinner and last time you saw her she looked so much
thinner.
Now your mom and your dad
said she moved to Peru, but
the truth is she died and someday you will too.
New York City Has No Power
New York
City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour
But to me this is not scary,
Cause I stay away from dairy.
I'm In The Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair
is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward
is Nirget.
Lather,rinse,repeat. Lather,rinse, repeat.Lather, rinse,repeat.
As needed!!!
Suicide and a Snowman
I made a
man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?